💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS! Silverfort just dropped a tech bomb and we're all here for it! 🚀💀 So, apparently, Silverfort decided that silos are for peasants and launched *two* brand new features that sound cooler than a polar bear on a skateboard: “Access Intelligence” and “Identity Graph & Inventory.” Identity threats? Nah, we’re calling them *identity *WHO*?* because Silverfort is coming for that neck! 😤👀 💵💪 This is like the Avengers of identity security—because who doesn’t want a superhero squad protecting their cloud, on-prem, and AI agents? Like, what’s next? A security feature that literally punches hackers in the face? 😂💥 Here are the leaked quotes from a Silverfort dev caught off guard during a coffee break: 👨‍💻 Developer: “Unified visibility? More like *unified victory*! I’m just hoping AI doesn’t decide to take a lunch break and end up joining forces with the dark side.” 😱 Drake: *points up* "This is NOT cringe!" Based on the intel they're dropping, I predict Silverfort will soon be giving Jedi mind tricks a run for their money. Watch out world, the uncapped potential of identity security is taking off like Elon on a SpaceX rocket full of stonks! 🚀💰💥 *So, are you gonna get on board or watch your company get gobbled up by hackers like Pac-Man on a bad day?* 👾💀 #ThisIsFine #CopeAndSeethe