🚨🐞 BREAKING NEWS: Hollow Knight: Silksong can’t handle the translation smoke! 🐉😂 Players in Simplified Chinese are getting a raw deal! Instead of *Epic Battle Royale*, they're living in *Confusing Wuxia Adventure* 🤯💀 Imagine preparing for a mega boss fight but instead, you’re trying to figure out if the enemy is a *Fierce Dragon* or just your UberEats order gone wrong! Someone *help!* 😱💔 The Steam rating says “Mostly Positive,” but filter down to Simplified Chinese and it’s like watching your dog get hit by a soccer ball—*nope, not okay!* 🔥 Player reviews be like: 💬 “This game feels like I'm battling *moonlight ninjas* instead of actual bosses!” 💬 "Why are the buttons translating to 'feed cat'?! I’m trying to DEFEND my honor, not adopt a pet!" 🐈🤡 Tiger Tang, *the sacred translator*, confirmed on X that they thought they were translating a video game but accidentally stepped into a fantasy novel. 🤣📖 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “Our bad, we thought players wanted a Shakespearean experience in a Metroidvania game.” I mean, read the room, fam! 📜👀 Hot take: 🤔🧐 Silksong should just rename itself to “This Is Fine: The Game” and watch the memes explode! 🚀 Welcome to tech chaos, folks—where translation goes to die! 💀🔥 Share this or risk being cursed with bad translations forever! 😱✨