🌌🔥🚀 ALERT THRONE OF SILK 🕹️💀 Gather 'round, gamer peasants, because the mothership of hype just dropped a bombshell! 🌟 HOLY BUTTS, HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG FINALLY HAS A RELEASE DATE! 🎉 Mark your calendars for September 4, 2023, because if you somehow forgot what you were waiting 6 YEARS for, you’ll definitely be reminded by every single YouTuber on the planet. 🤡💀 So, why all the craze? 🤔 It's simple! The only thing more exaggerated than Sonic's spin dash is our unholy obsession with this sequel. Six years of waiting could make even the most patient gamer go full "this is fine" dog mode — 🔥🐶— but the hype gods are about to reward us for our suffering. Imagine a dev somewhere sweating bullets, saying, *“We thought it was a joke, but now Silksong is like our ex; long gone but still haunting our dreams.”* 😂💔 Available on literally every platform except RTSM (Really Terrible Smart Microwave), this game’s gonna be the hottest thing since BK's gangsta rap “Whopper Song.” 😂🔥💰 In conclusion: By 2050, someone will make a “Silksong is just a pineapple in my dreams” meme, and we will all be crying. Mark my words! 🌌✨ #Stonks #Based #FOMO