🚨 ATTENTION ALL TECH NERDS 🚨 – Grab your popcorn 🍿 and brace yourselves, because we’re diving right into the chaotic realm of “botscaling”! 🦾💸 So, what’s the tea? Turns out, Silicon Valley is throwing a rager where the guest of honor is AI! 🎉💻 Forget about fancy valuations (yawn) and venture capital hype; the new flex is how many dollars you can stack with as few employees as possible! 🤯💰 💔 Previously, startups whispered sweet nothings about their $10 million valuations. Now, it’s all about that sweet sweet AI-powered revenue per employee, baby! 💵 You know the vibe – no cap, it’s basically the “stonks” meme come to life: “I was a human worker, now I’m a digital ghost!” 👻 Imagine a company CEO at a party: “We only need 5 engineers now, thanks to our new AI overlord!” 🥳 Meanwhile, the engineers are in the corner like, “this is fine” while they keep feeding the bot more coffee. ☕🤖 💬 Leaked DEV Quote: “We thought we were programming robots. Turns out we were just teaching them how to kick us out of our own jobs!” 🤣 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥: In 5 years, we’re gonna have AI bots running companies while humans are on TikTok making dance videos about how we used to "work." And those bots? They’ll be laughing the whole time! 💀💃💼 Share this if you just unfollowed your dreams like a sad Drake meme! 💔📉