🚨BREAKING: SILICON VALLEY’S PANIC BUTTON HAS BEEN SMASHED🛑🛑 Yo fam, buckle up because NYC’s tech scene just said “👋 bye, Felicia” to Silicon Valley’s meltdowns over Mayor Zohran Mamdani! 🗽💥 While the Valley is out here seething and coping, NYC is like, “Mamdani? Bet. Let’s make tech less cringe!” 🤖🔥 🧠🛸 Silicon Valley is acting like it just lost the last stonk 📉 of the year. Calling all developers, though, because the NYC crew is vibing with this shift! 💰💪 They’re probably all like “Drake pointing” meme-ing in the streets instead of crying over their failed SPACs. 🤑 Leaked quote from an anonymous NYC tech bro: “We’ve been waiting for someone to shake things up. This dude’s gonna turn the Valley’s ‘disruption’ into a cute little pothole. 🤡✨” Meanwhile, in Silicon Valley: *cue the "This is fine" dog meme with a side of panic room*🐶🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, NYC is gonna be the new Silicon Valley, and all the tech bros will be moving into NYC basements like it’s the 90s sitcom we didn’t ask for. Your crypto wallet is about to get hit with the *serious* inflation. Get ready for that spicy 🔥 NYC grind! Share this chaos, and let’s rattle those Silicon Valley cages! 🚀💥