🚨✨ BREAKING: Silicon Valley is officially dead, fam! 💀 Welcome to the HARD TECH era, where “fun” perks are out, and existential dread is IN! 🤖🔥 Say goodbye to bean bag chairs and hello to code that might one day rule us all! 🤯 According to the wise sages (aka Mike Isaac at the New York Times), we’re trading in our Web 2.0 vibes for some serious AI overlord energy! 🤖💼 No cap, the only thing that’s getting perked up is the anxiety of every dev in a hoodie 🥴💻. In 2014, HBO’s “Silicon Valley” was our comedic guide through the tech chaos. Now? It’s a cringey documentary on how we sacrificed fun for algorithms! 🚀 We’ve gone from drinking kombucha while coding to crying into our energy drinks about ML models crashing! 🤡💔 **Leaked Quotes:** > "We wanted a tech utopia, not a digital dystopia!" - A dev drinking despair instead of coffee 🙃 Investors be like: “Stonks go down, mood goes down, but we still need those AI profits!” 📉💰 Hot take: Brace yourselves, folks! In the near future, your fridge will have an AI that judges your midnight snacks like it’s Simon Cowell. 🤦‍♂️🍕 #ThisIsFine Share if you’re ready to ride the AI lightning bolt into chaos! ⚡️🔥