🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF THE RICH AND THE CLUELESS! 💥🚨 Is Silicon Valley’s grip on Washington D.C. slipping faster than my WiFi during a Netflix binge? 🤔💀 I mean, all those billionaires and their spaceships 🛸 can’t buy influence forever, right? Let’s put the “l” in liberal and the “o” in woke AI because, fam, it’s about to get spicy. 🔥🌶️ This week’s episode of Uncanny Valley or should I say "Uncanny DRAIN" 😭, tackles black holes, woke AI, and the relationship between those tech overlords and the Trump Administration. Like Drake said, “I’m sorry, but you’re just a Tech Bro with a funny haircut.” 🤡✂️ 🤖👀 "Honestly, I just wanted to create a hologram that tells me how rich I am," said a *totally not* made-up billionaire in a leaked convo. "But now I have to deal with all these politics? LAME." *Meanwhile, all of America's sanity is in a black hole.* Black hole > tech bro influence, no cap. SO WHAT’S NEXT? Silicon Valley turns into a reality show for tech bros? "Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Except They’re Coding" 👑💻? Get ready for a world where your fridge votes for you because logic is overrated. This is fine! 🔥🧊🔥 Stay tuned, because if this trend continues, my unhinged prediction is that in 5 years we’ll all be communicating through holographic memes sent by AI-generated cats. 🤖🐱💰😂