🚨💀💼 BREAKING: Silicon Valley AI Startups are out here asking their employees to join the 996 grind... but like, who thought this was a good idea?? 😱👀 That's right, fam. We're talking about a schedule that screams "I hate my life" louder than a meme at 3 AM! 🔥😵‍💫 Basically, if you didn't want to work 72 hours a week, you might've accidentally clicked the "Unsubscribe" button from life itself. 🤡💔 💬 *Developer #1: "Bro, I’m a software engineer, not a software war machine!"* 💻💀 But wait, it gets better! These big-brained bros are like 💸 *"More hours equals more innovation!"* (just like using memes = more likes, right? 😂) as if that’s ever worked. Sorry not sorry, the only thing being innovated here is your mounting stress levels and existential dread. 🎭🔫 Drake's pointing meme: "Cushy perks" ➡️ *Drake cackling at your 996 schedule* 🤣🔥 Listen up: if this trend continues, there will be more melted brains than in a TikTok cooking fail. 😅💥 So here’s my bold prediction: one day, Silicon Valley will unveil an app called "Sleep Deprived & Proud," and it'll go viral for *completely normalizing* working 100 hour weeks! 🚀📉 Stay woke, folks. This is chaos 🤖💰✨ #SiliconValleyStonks