🚨💰BREAKING NEWS, TECH GEEKS!💰🚨 Silent Push just pulled an *emergency dip* move and snagged a cool $10M—like WHOA, right? It’s like Bill Gates just walked into a Starbucks and was like, “Here, take my money for a cup of coffee and your cyber defense platform!" ☕💸 So what’s the tea? ☕👀 Silent Push is on a mission to stop hackers faster than your ex ghosting you—think preemptive cyber defense, but make it ✨GLAM✨. Founded by meme-worthy legends Ken Bagnall and John Jensen (sounds like a superhero duo, am I right?!), they're basically the Batman and Robin of the cybersecurity world. 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ “Bro, we’re gonna be so far ahead of cyber threats, they’ll think we’re working for them!” 😤💪 leaked one of their devs, while sipping on a pink drink at their tech fortress. 🔥💻 Meanwhile, investors are about as excited as a kid in a candy store on a Monday—like, *stonks* are through the roof! 🚀📈 Prediction time: In 3 years, we’ll all be living in a metaverse where hackers get preemptively kicked out so hard they’ll be crying “I swear I was just browsing!” 🤭💔 😂💀 So buckle up, fam! Silent Push is about to turn **hacker tears into high fives**! 🥳