🚨📱 DUDES! I just signed up for Trump Mobile and I'm still SIM-less! This is like waiting for my crush to text back when I know they’re just ghosting me! 👻💔 Where's the SIM card, bro? Did it get lost in the White House basement with the missing tapes? 🏛️💨 So, your boy thought, *“No cap, it’s just a SIM card!”* 🤷‍♂️ But signing up felt like I was cracking a CIA code 🕵️‍♂️💼. I had to use a virtual number from my bank because trusting the Trump Organization with my credit info is like trusting a cat to guard a laser pointer! 🐱🔦😂 Fast forward 📅, and they hit me with: "Thank you for your order! Your SIM will arrive *eventually* via First Class USPS—no tracking, no problem!" 🤔💸 Sounds more like a bad Tinder date than a mobile service! TL;DR: This is fine… Ain’t no stonks here! 😅💔 I’m just sitting here refreshing my mailbox like it’s the only thing left in my life. 🔥💥 PREDICTION: By the time I get my SIM, they'll announce Trump Mobile 2.0—the one that receives calls from Mars! 🚀👽 #MemeMobile #CrisisInCommunication