🚨🚨BREAKING SHENANIGANS🚨🚨: Have you heard about SignalGate?! 🤪💔 That's right! Grab your popcorn 🍿 and fasten your tin foil hats, because Meredith Whittaker, the Signal Foundation prez who sounds like the hero of an unhinged tech drama, just spilled the tea ☕️ on that time when Trump’s cabinet decided it was cool to throw a JOURNO into a secret group chat like it was just another Friends reunion episode! 🤦‍♀️🤣 👀💬 *“No fucking way,”* is the kind of quote that deserves its own meme template, amirite? Like, cue Drake pointing at his phone, 🤨 like “Why y’all texting sensitive info like it’s a group chat about brunch?” 😱😂 Signal was designed for *privacy,* but bet your favorite crypto coin 💰 that politicians are hitting ‘Send’ like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 🕺✨ How can you keep it secure when your group chat’s got more leaks than a budget waterpark?! 🏊‍♂️🏴‍☠️ Best part? Meredith’s probably concocting the next big encryption spell 🧙‍♀️ to keep those wannabe spies on their toes. 😂✨ So, next time your phone dings and it’s Uncle Jim talking about his conspiracy theories... just remember: No cap, *this is fine* 🔥🔥. 🔥🚀 Future prediction: Group chats will be made illegal by 2025. Society will revert to using pigeons for sensitive information... Twitter pigeons, to be exact! 🕊️📉🐦 #Stonks???