🚨🗣️BREAKING: YOUR DMs ARE SAFE 🚨🗣️ Signal is dropping the glacially slow-but-fairly-secure backup feature on iOS! That’s right, Apple 🍏 users, you can finally back up those pride DMs from last summer that you keep in the "just in case" folder! 💀 But wait, it gets spicy 🔥! After Android users got this “epic” upgrade (no cap, it was like 2 people clapped), Signal felt the pressure and said, "How about we make iPhone users feel included for once?" 🤡💸 Drake approved, *points to backup*, *points away from unorganized DM chaos*. "Sure, we’ll store your memes free for 45 days 🧙‍♂️ then charge you $2/month to keep your best pics,” said one of Signal’s devs, probably while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕💰 “It’s a totally valid business model, right?” *Seethes in cringe* 🤬 So, what’s the takeaway? If you’ve been worried about losing those treasured deep fried memes, fret no more; you can now safely keep them encrypted like your biggest secrets 🔒. Just like that dog in the burning room saying "this is fine," we too will adapt. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Signal will reveal they actually have an NFT line for your encrypted backup media. STONKS! 🚀💰 Share this chaos and get ready to backup like it’s 1999! #MemeTheBackup