🚨👾 BREAKING: Signal Gets a Backup Plan and NO ONE is Shook! 💾🤡 Yo, fam! Signal just hit us with some WILD news that’s almost as thrilling as watching paint dry on a Monday! 🥱💔 They’ve unlocked the vault to FREE and PAID BACKUPS for your cringe-worthy messages! 💬💰 NO CAP, they’ve finally realized that users might want to keep their deep, late-night confessions safe. 🥴 Like, who wouldn’t want to remember that time you drunkenly DM'd your ex "I miss you" at 2 AM? 🍕😩 👀 But hold up! Instead of roastin’ marshmallows, Signal is handing out 100GB of paid media backups. That's like the storage equivalent of a double cheeseburger—only it won't clog your arteries; just your phone’s memory! 🍔💀 And, can we talk about their devs? “Bro, I lost all my memes from 2019. Never trust an app that takes backups like it’s playing hide and seek!” - Leaked Signal Dev 😱📉 Meanwhile, WhatsApp is SEETHING over this! Like Drake said, “I’m sorry, but Signal is just...based.” 💯🔥 🚀 PREDICTION: By 2024, Signal will have a side hustle as a therapist because at this rate, everyone’s going to need to talk about their feelings after reading their old text history! 🤖💀 Share this chaos or your backup plan is to go to therapy! 😂📲 #SignalStonks #MemeMadness