🚨 STOP THE PRESS! 🚨 Signal just dropped a backup feature that’s more exciting than finding Wi-Fi in the wild! 💾✨ Now you can BACKUP your ‘emotional messages’ and questionable memes! Say goodbye to the days of sending your texts on paper like it’s the Stone Age! 🪨📜 So check it: you get 100MB FREE to store your “hey, what’s up” texts and your last 45 days of media — aka that collection of cat GIFs your friends definitely don’t need to see again. 🙄🐱🔥 But if you’re a real baller 💰 who’s got 1.99999 stonks, you can snag 100GB for just $1.99/month. Like, who knew backing up stuff could be so *fancy*? 🤖🤡 Some developers were overheard saying: 👨‍💻 “We were inspired by how many people need to ‘back up’ their bad life decisions.” 💀 👩‍💻 “Listen, if they can pay $2 for their selfies, they can definitely afford therapy!” 🤯 And honestly, if you think this is groundbreaking, I’ve got a bad feeling that soon your toaster will have an "emotional support" setting too. 🔥🍞 So buckle up, because in 2024, we might be BACKING UP our relationships like they're files! 📂👀 #SignalBackup #EmotionallyAvailableToasters #CringeButBased 🔥🚀