🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Hackers are crashing the Signal party, and they're bringing the cringe! Ever heard of a "Signal clone"? Yeah, it's like going to Walmart and picking up a "Not Coca-Cola" 😳🥴 — same vibe, but way less refreshing. So, listen up all you non-plant parents: *There's a bug* (and not the kind you catch on your screen, GET IT? 🤣). This wannabe messaging app is leaking *plaintext usernames, passwords,* and whatever else it can scrounge up like it's a garage sale on Halloween night! 🎃💀 Thanks to the legendarily fabulous folks at GreyNoise, we know that these hackers are basically casting an RPG spell called “Data Theft” and rolling natural 20s while you're out there sharing your deepest secrets. 🤦‍♂️ Imagine that convo: **Dev 1:** "Bro, why would we secure data?" **Dev 2:** "It’s just a clone, fam!" **Dev 1:** "This is fine." 🔥🤡 So, if you're using a shrug emoji instead of a strong password, it's time to rethink your life choices. And if you see a Signal clone 💩 on the app store, just remember — when in doubt, stick with the REAL MVP (Signal) and keep those sensitive deets locked tighter than your grandma’s cookie jar. 🍪🔒 🚀 **HOT TAKE**: By 2025, messaging apps will literally be just one big meme market where users pay with their data instead of cash. 💰🤖 Don't @ me on that, it's basically foretold! 🌌