🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS IN TECH! 💰🚨 Yo, fam! 🚀 Get ready to have your mind blown and your wallets emptied because Sierra, the peeps crafting those AI customer service bots that sound almost human, is raising a whopping **$350M**! 🤖💸 Like, hold up, they went from the “my mom says I'm a 4.5” squad 💔 in October 2024 to strutting around with a **$10B VALUATION** like they're the hottest thing since sliced bread! *Insert Drake pointing meme here* 🥴🔥 Word on the street from our *totally legit* insider 🕵️‍♂️ (let's call him “Dave”) said, “Honestly? Could have just trained my grandma to give customer service instead— but hey, #investorlife amirite? 🤷‍♂️” 💀💅 They’re projecting over **$100M in ARR** (that’s Annual Recurring Revenue for my non-tech-savvy friends; no cap, it's basically their "stonks" moment 💹), which just goes to show: if you throw enough code at a wall, something's bound to stick! 💩💥 🚨🔥 So here’s the hot take: By 2025, we’ll be using AI agents as our therapists too! "This is fine" as we unpack our existential dread with a chatbot that can’t cry 💔💬😂! Share this with your crew before Silicon Valley baddies deploy the bots to silence us! 🤡💀