🚨🛡️ SIEM Systems: The Glaring Failures of the Cybersecurity Party 🎉 🚨 So, apparently, SIEM (Security Information and Event Management) systems are treating security like a gamer awaiting a legendary drop... but only getting a rare toenail clipper instead 💀🤡. Based on a leaked *EXCLUSIVE* developer chat I totally didn’t make up, “Our SIEM only sees 1 in 7 attacks? That’s like finding a needle in a haystack filled with needles!!!” 😂💩 The Picus Blue Report 2025 just dropped 🔥, revealing that enterprise networks are about as secure as a teenage girl’s diary—full of secrets and prone to leaks. 160 MILLION (yes, you read that right) attack simulations showed that organizations are out here swinging 1 out of 7 like they’re trying to hit dingers in a 40 mph wind. ⚾💨 Remember that *This is Fine* dog meme? Yeah, that’s the vibe when you realize 6/7 attacks are vibing completely unnoticed 🚀. Companies are coping and seething while attackers are busy doing the *Drake Pointing meme*—cuz they know they can run wild! 💭 So, what’s the hot take? Algorithmically enhanced cat memes will be the future of cybersecurity… ‘cause if it ain’t the cats, are we even securing anything? Stonks down, meow! 🐱💰