💥🔥 **BREAKING: SideWinder's New Attack Chain is Not a Tinder Date but a ClickOnce Disaster!** 💥🔥 Yo, fam! 👀🚨 SideWinder is at it again, pulling up like the villain in a tech horror movie, targeting diplomats like they're the last slice of pizza on pizza night! 🍕😱 This time, they’re serving up some spicy ClickOnce and PDF action - because who needs Netflix and chill when you can do "ClickOnce" and "scream"?! Sources say this cyber creep has targeted a European embassy in New Delhi and is spreading chaos in Sri Lanka, Pakistan, and Bangladesh! 🇮🇳🇧🇩🇵🇰 If you thought SideWinder was just an indie band from 2025, think again! They're evolving faster than that cringey dance trend nobody asked for. 😂👇 Leaked developer quotes: *“Dude, I *thought* the ClickOnce thing was just a conspiracy theory!”* 😳 – Some dude still figuring out his C++ Let’s be real: If you’re still using Adobe for anything other than memes, you're living in 2015. 🚀💰 This is fine, though. 🐶🔥 Hot Take Alert: 💡 I predict 2026 will be the Year of the Cyber Bleach! SideWinder will make a whole new product line called "Diplomat Destroyer 3000" 😈💘! Who's buying? 🙋‍♂️💸 #DabOnTheHackers