🔔BREAKING NEWS, FAM!📱💥 Google is about to hit us with the biggest "no cap" move since they invented monetizing your grandma’s cat videos! 📆 Starting in 2026, say goodbye to the wild west of sideloading apps! 😱🚫 Imagine this: you find a shiny app on some sketchy forum called "FreeMemez2026" 👌💰, only to discover you have to pass a developer verification process like it’s an audition for *America’s Got Talent*! 🎤✨😩 Your sketchy download button is now a “NOPE” button, fam. 👀 Hot take: This is basically Google saying, “We’re not just protecting you; we’re pro-lockdown Disney-fying your phone!” 🏰🚀 A "leaked" internal meeting quote reads: *“Let’s make sure they only download the apps we approve, ‘cause we heavily invest in the ‘not wanting to be sued’ vibes.”* But honestly, who’s surprised? 🤡💀 Drake is pointing, saying “no” to sideloading vibes, while we’re all like *“this is fine”* 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2026, the only apps you’ll be able to sideload will be meme generators designed by AI trained exclusively on cats and pizza! 🍕🐱 So stonks? More like stonks down! Get ready to cope. 🤑🚨