"Sideload 004: Foldables so wild, even your phone is like ‘I can't!’ 🚀💀 #FlexOnEm"
🎉📱💥 Welcome to the Sideload 004: Foldable Edition! Where the phones are flippin’ more than your aunt at a family BBQ! 🍖🤡🔥 So, 9to5Google's Will and Andrew Romero just dropped a podcast episode hotter than your latest side hustle! 💰💼💀 Andrew's drooling over Honor's new Magic V5, and honestly, it’s giving major “This is fine” vibes when they discuss the software 😂. Like, “Bro, if I wanted software bugs, I’d just reinstall Windows!” 🤖💔 And let’s talk foldables, fam! Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold 7 is out here looking like a Transformer but performs like it’s still in the basement playing WoW. 🚀💾 Can't wait for the folding iPhone to drop, because you KNOW Apple is just waiting to roll it out six months late, then slap a $1,000 price tag on it because “Innovation.” Drake's pointing, because we’re all tired of waiting for actual new tech! 👀💸 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We made it foldable so you can fold your disappointment in half too!” 🔥 So what’s next? Just wait until Apple announces a foldable MacBook; they’ll be like “Why carry two devices when you can carry a pocket-sized burrito of despair?” 🌯🤯🔥 **Hot take:** In 2024, everyone will just be holding up flat screens like they’re the new shiny iPads because who even needs to fold when all we do is *fold under tech pressure*? 🤯💀
