🚨🚨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🚨🚨 🎉✨ Say hello to the *Netflix of AI*... or should I say the *Nerd-flix of AI*?! 🤖💀 Edward Saatchi, the wizard behind the curtain of Oculus Story Studio, is back from the VR grave to sprinkle some ML magic dust on our boring lives! 🪄✨ 💰💰 They just got a cash injection from Amazon (you know, Bezos' Big Tech Bag of Shiny Toys) and are ready to turn YOU into a "happy little content prompter" (aka, your new gig is filling in AI's creative gaps while getting paid in exposure, LOL!). This is the *ultimate* "show us how to be funny, AI!" moment, folks. DROP that Emojis keyboard and let the chaos commence! 😩📉 Meanwhile, VR movies peaced out faster than your last Tinder date, but who needs real stories when you can have AI-generated nonsense that’s 90% hashtags and 100% vibes? 🤯💀 🗣️ Leaked dev convo: Dev 1: “So, like, can we just get the AI to write an entire Netflix series about a cat that’s also a time traveler?!” Dev 2: “Bro, that’s called stonks!” 🔥🔥 Hot take: In the future, your AI overlords will be writing screenplays, selling merch, and probably demanding royalties. This is how we get the *real* Terminator, folks. Skynet with a Netflix password! 💀🤖👽 Watch out for cats 🐱-topia coming in 2030! 😱🚀💥