💀💥 STOP RIGHT THERE! 🚫 Before you roll your eyes harder than a 90s kid hearing "get a job," let’s talk about the upcoming Ray-Ban Meta Smart Glasses Gen 3—the glasses you didn’t know you wanted but you’ll definitely be *forced* to think you need! 🕶️🤖 So, Meta is slapping together another pair of techie shades, probably to keep us glued to our screens like a squirrel on Red Bull 🐿️💨. They’re dropping this *hot* announcement on September 17 at Meta Connect 2025. Sounds fancy, right? But let’s be real: you’re just waiting for it to go on sale so you can pretend to be an influencer while you take selfies that’ll never see the light of day. 🤳🔥 “Bro, what’s the battery life?” asks developer Chad, who is literally just trying to maximize his screen time while avoiding eye contact with humans. The response? “Who cares, are they drip or nah?” 😬💸 If you’re still seething over your AirPods Max that nobody asked for and want another way to be bamboozled by tech, then, by all means, wait for these shades of despair. But if you’re not trying to put your wallet on life support, then just *cope and seethe* like the rest of us! 🤡💔 Here’s the *real* tea: these glasses will be more about flexing clout than functionality. My hot take? In a year we’ll all be laughing at how we wore smart glasses like they were some kind of *fashion statement* when they’re really just digital dictatorships for our eyes. 🤷‍♂️💀✨ Get ready for the chaos!