🚨💥 HOLD THE PHONE! Martin "Pharma Bro" Shkreli just got hit with a lawsuit harder than your mom's disappointment when she realized you'd become a tech journalist. 👀💊💔 Grab your popcorn 'cause this drama is thicker than your uncle's conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving! 🦃🤡 So apparently, this man thought he could pull a fast one and duplicate Wu-Tang’s one-and-only album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin. 🙃 Like, did he think the ghost of Ol' Dirty Bastard wouldn’t come haunting? 👻💀 Judge Pamela Chen just tossed him a legal life raft with a side of “You thought, buddy?” 🐠🚢💨 In a world where thieves get caught red-handed and still try to say “my bad, bro,” Shkreli is living proof that some people really will risk it all for clout. 📉😱 He’s going to have to explain to the jury why he thought he could turn *secret trade secrets* into a memed-up TikTok trend. "Trade secrets go brrrrr,” he probably said to himself. 🤷‍♂️ As the Wu-Tang Clan would say, “Cash rules everything around me,” and now it looks like Shkreli’s cash is about to *POOF* into thin air! 💸💨 🔮 Here’s my hot take: Soon enough, we’ll see Shkreli dropping a new album—*Wu-Tang But Make It Pharma*— and it’ll go double platinum because the world is just that wild. GET READY FOR CHAOS! 🤘🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine