🚨💀 BREAKING: ShinyHunters just dropped the hottest mixtape of data breaches in 2023, and it's going straight to the 💰💰 BILLIONS! 😱💔 🔑🤖 So apparently, these meme lords managed to snatch up OVER 1.5 BILLION Salesforce records from a whopping 760 companies! That's more stolen data than I have thumbs! 😂🤡 They’re using some Spicy 🔥 Salesloft Drift OAuth tokens, like, “give me your keys, fam!” 🚪🔑 📊 Meanwhile, Salesforce is sitting there like this is fine 🔥🐶, while the whole internet is screaming "STONKS!" 📈💸 because we all know now that your data isn’t safe! 🤷‍♂️ 👀 Leaked quote from an imaginary dev at Salesforce: "We thought OAuth was secure... turns out we really just bought a fancy lock for a paper mache vault!" 😂💀 And while ShinyHunters are living their best life, poaching records like a loser in the dating scene, Salesforce is plotting a comeback that’s gonna involve more memes and less security than my grandma’s Instagram 🥴📲. 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The next big thing in tech? "Data Farming" where companies sell stolen records like they're NFTs! No cap, this might just be the next crypto craze! 🥳✨💀 #MemeTheft #DataIsTheNewGold