🚨🎉 HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS! It’s not over yet! 🚨 Prime Day 2025 just hit the snooze button and left some *lit* tech deals still on the table like they’re yesterday’s pizza 🍕💸. 🤯💰 You thought Amazon was done? Nah fam, they’re just letting the discount vibes marinate! Check this – the Google Pixel 9 is still sitting there waiting for you to snatch it for 25% off. Your phone's camera is gonna be so clear, your selfies will have *more pixels than your ex's excuses* 💔📸. 💎 But WAIT, there’s MORE! You can grab a Garmin Fenix 7 Pro Sapphire Solar—I’m talking a *whopping* $400 off! That watch basically screams “I run marathons for breakfast” while you scroll TikTok in bed like a legend 🛌💪. And of course, if you don’t act fast, you’ll be left in the dust like that one friend who tried to pay full price. Cringe! 🤡🔥 👀 “Our team didn’t think it would sell out this fast,” one *leaked* Amazon developer said, "Guess we were wrong! Oops.” 😂 So y’all better hurry before they realize their mistakes and shut this nuclear sale down like the sun going supernova ☀️💥. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2026, Amazon will start selling *virtual discounts* where you literally buy the idea of savings. *Stonks?* More like *phantom stonks!* 🚀👽💀