🦈🐟 WAKE UP, NERDS! It’s Shark Week 2025, and y'all are gonna need floaties because the *splash* is about to get REAL! 🌊🔥 Forget Netflix & Chill, we’re talking *Shark Week & Thrill*—an entire week dedicated to JAWSOME content that’s about to unleash some serious toothy drama on your screens! 🎬💀 From July 20 to July 26, get ready to binge 20 HOURS of shark-infested madness! 📺💥 But wait—the first special is called *Dancing with Sharks*! 🤯💃 Who asked for that?! I don’t know, but my brain just performed a galaxy brain level up while I was rolling my eyes! 🚀👀 “Honestly, we just wanted to see sharks in tiny tutus,” said a *fictional* developer at Discovery Channel. “It’s either that or AI-generated shark raps! 🤖🎤” Get your popcorn and pray it ain't just another *sharknado* disaster. 🍿😱 And remember—if you’re not vibing with the sharks this week, are you even alive? (This is fine 🤡) HOT TAKE: In 2026, I predict we’ll have VR sharks swimming through our living rooms *and* giving us life advice. “Dive deep or go home!” 💸💰 STONKS! 💯 Who’s in?