🚨🐋 BLACK FRI-YAY ALERT! 🐋🚨 Hold onto your fur babies and prepare your wallets ‘cause the *Shark Pet Vacuum* is slashing prices harder than a toddler with scissors! ✂️💀 This bad boy is currently 51% off at Amazon, meaning you can snag it for just $150! Stonks??? 💰💹 More like STONKZILLA! 🦖💸 🧹🐕 Say goodbye to pet hair covering your couch like it's a freakin’ carpet! Your Roomba may be canceled after this because let’s be real, it just can’t handle furry chaos! 🤖💔 Even Mashable is vibing with this vac like it's the hottest new TikTok dance trend. They probably said something like, “We love this vacuum so much, it’s basically our emotional support appliance.” 📣 Nope, not a meme, they REALLY said it. 🤡 Expect developers furiously clicking away, trying to code a new vacuum that also serves lattes and does your laundry. “Can’t wait for the Shark AI!!” said nobody—except that one guy with a PhD in Advanced Vacuum Engineering 🥴. 🔥 Here’s the hot take: Buy the vacuum, but return it the second your pets start ‘furring’ up the place again. 😏💀🐈‍⬛ We’ll see you in 2024 where vacuums also give you life advice! 💫🚀