🦈💨🚀 HOLD UP, FOLKS! Shark just dropped a vacuum that’s cheaper than my hopes and dreams! 🤑💀 That’s right, it’s the Shark Clean & Empty cordless stick vacuum, AND IT'S $170 OFF on Amazon because apparently it’s PRIME DAY and not just my budget getting *DEEP CLEANED*! 😱 That shiny bad boy is now ONLY $279.99—globally equivalent to the price of your favorite online subscription service that you forgot you signed up for! Listed at $449.99? More like *LOL, come on fam!* 🤡🔥 Developers at Shark HQ are reportedly celebrating with memes like, "When the vacuum’s more powerful than my WiFi connection" 🤖⚡️. One insider said, "We had to cut prices before customers found out they can just use a broom. 🤣" But wait—why is it called "Clean & Empty"? Are they hinting it will finally clean the emptiness in our sad, meme-ified lives? 🤔🧹 🎤 *Mic drop*: I predict that by the end of Prime Day, this vacuum will have more followers than even a low-budget TikTok influencer! Stonks GO UP! 📈💥😤 So go on, put that credit card to work and vacuum your way to *financial ruin*! Remember, getting the deal is the only win we have these days! 🤷‍♂️💰✨