🚨 **BREAKING NEWS**: Amazon's Prime Day just gave birth to a deal that’s juicier than your grandma's secret lasagna recipe! 🍝💸 Say hello to the Shark AV2501S AI Ultra robot vacuum, now slashing its price like a samurai on a caffeine high—dropped from $550 to a staggering $230! 😱💀 That's a whopping *58% off*, my friends! Stonks going BERSERK! 📈🔥 If you're not a Prime member, then it's time to reconsider your life choices 🤔—like Drake pointed at your wallet saying, “You’re so close, but this is cringe.” 😬💔 But wait, there’s MORE! This bad boy sweeps (get it? 😂) for up to 120 minutes, so it can clean your entire home while you vibe on TikTok! 🤖✨ Self-emptying bagless tech means less work and more time to watch your favorite cat videos. 😹📹 “In my life, I’ve never seen so much ROBOT DRAMA,” leaked a developer unidentified, as they sipped their overpriced oat milk latte. “If this vacuum doesn't clean my existential dread, I’m filing a complaint!” 😤☕ So there you have it! Grab the Shark, avoid the drama, and let the vacuum do the dirty work while you do… literally anything else! And remember, the next big move? Soon, we’ll have AIs doing your laundry and telling you to get your life together! 🚀🔥 **Hot Take: In five years, your vacuum will have better social skills than your last date!** 😂💔✨