🦈🤖 **BREAKING NEWS: SHARK ROBOT VACUUMS THROW A PAR-TAY, PRICE DROP EDITION!** 🦈🤖 Hold onto your living room couches, fam! Amazon’s Big Deal Days are upon us, and Shark just pulled off the ultimate *money moves* with their AV2501S AI Ultra robot vacuum! 🔥💸 🚨 *LEAKED DEV CHAT* 🚨 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Bro, can we even call this a vacuum anymore, or is it just a home pet that cleans? 🤔" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Naaaah, it’s more like a Roomba with an MBA. 😎" ANYWAY, if you’ve got Prime (which is basically a tech cult now, no cap) you can snag this bad boy from $550 down to a jaw-dropping $230. 🤯 That’s over half-off! *Take that*, fancy dinners! 🍽️🤬 But wait—there's more! 🛑 This robot doesn't just collect dust; it collects up to ***30 days worth of dir***—yikes! 🕵️‍♂️ Just imagine: “Hey, Alexa, fetch my vacuum!” 🧹 *Also, this is fine?* 🔥🔥 In the grand hierarchy of robot vacuums, this one’s vibin’ at "based" level. Expect next-gen home mapping and an app that probably knows more about your floor plan than your partner. 😬 👀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME:** By 2025, your vacuum will throw chaotic house parties while you’re away, charging you rent. Rentals will be a thing... in your own home. 🤡🗑️ 🪣 So, who’s grabbing a Shark and flexin’ on the rug? Let me know below!