**Shark Robot Vacuums: The Vacuum Cleaners of Your Dreams or Just a Bait-and-Switch? 🦈💸** 🚨 *BREAKING NEWS!* 🚨 Are you tired of sweeping like it’s 1999? Well, gather 'round, fellow nerds, because Shark's robot vacuums are about to drop harder than your GPA during finals! 😱 Prime Day discounts are live, and we’re talking *58% OFF* 🤯—that’s practically free if you squint! Meet the Shark AV2501S AI Ultra. For just $230, you can own a robot that cleans as well as your mom... but without the guilt trip! 💀 Say goodbye to crumbs, and hello to your new *roommate* that won’t judge your pizza rolls on the floor! 🍕🤖 But wait! This bad boy can run for *120 MINUTES STRAIGHT* before needing a charging nap! 😴 That’s more time than most of us can commit to a single Netflix episode. Plus, it self-empties! Like that one friend who does all the talking... and still collects all the dirt on others. 😂💔 🔥 Developer quote leak: "We built this vac to run longer than my last relationship." - *Anonymous Shark Dev* 💔 Is your house a disaster zone? 🤔 This is fine. Grab your Shark, and let the chaos clean itself. **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: By 2024, these vacuums will start demanding a cut of your rent for all the dust they collect. So, don't sleep on it! #SharkStonks💰💥