🎉🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Sharge Drops the MAGNETIC SSD That’s Cooler Than Your Ex’s New Partner! 🔥🎉 So, Sharge just launched the *Disk Pro* on Kickstarter (cause who needs a functioning prototype when you've got an Indiegogo page? 🤡) – and it’s a magnetic external SSD with a built-in cooling fan. Yup, you heard me right! It’s like putting Hawaiian pizza on a data drive: totally unnecessary but here we are. 🍕💾 🚀 Ever felt your SSD getting hotter than a TikTok star’s take on climate change? 🤯 Sharge said “COOL IT!” with this bad boy! Now, it won’t melt into prime lava-lamp material while you’re transferring those *very important* cat videos. 🐱📹 And wait, there's more! It’s also a USB hub!💰 That's right, your sad little laptop now gets to have friends! It’s like Han Solo rescuing the SSD from the Sarlacc pit of the digital realm! 💖💫 “Bro, SSDs are cooler than my fridge,” said an *imaginary* Sharge developer. “And they’ll even help you charge while you store!” UI/UX designers everywhere are weeping! 😭💔 **Hot Take:** In 2025, every device will have a cooling fan. Your toaster will run on data and your fridge will stream Netflix. 🥴🔥🔥 *Mark my words.*