🚨💀 LOOK OUT, NERDS! Your grandma's desktop isn't the only thing that can get hacked! Enter the ShadowPad malware, which is dining on your WSUS vulnerability like it’s Thanksgiving dinner 🦃💸! So here’s the tea: a recent *gamer girl* report from AhnLab 💻👾 revealed that some shady folks are exploiting CVE-2025-59287 (try saying that five times fast, I dare you) to slip in their shiny malware goodies via Microsoft’s Windows Server Update Services! 🥳💣 "It's like inviting a vampire into your house just because they said they're a 'friend of the family'" said some totally real, not-at-all-fake developer who goes by 'CodePanda69' 🐼👩‍💻💬. But wait, there’s more! These hackers are using something called PowerCat (no, not the cute cat meme) to establish full system access and wreak havoc faster than that one dude who steals your fries 🍟 when you’re not looking. 💔 So, if your team is still playing with WSUS like it’s 2017 and you’re still uploading photos to Facebook, we’ve gotta talk. It’s time to patch up, fam! 🔥🚀 Hot take: you know what? 🚀🔥 I predict 2024 will be the year of the “ShadowPad update party,” where hackers drop in, share malware, and play “who can crash the system first” like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 🤡💃 *Like* if you can see it! 💥💣 #GetWokeStayWoke!