🚨💥🤡 Get ready, gamers and meme lords, because the Summer Games Done Quick 2025 just dropped like a surprise DLC, and it’s FIRE! 🔥💰 They raised a whopping $2.4 MILLION for Doctors Without Borders. I mean, move over, Elon Musk because the only rockets we care about are the ones launching speedrunning into the stratosphere! 🚀💀 This week-long speedrunathon had 37,776 donations—yes, you heard that right. That’s enough cash to buy a lifetime supply of G-Fuel… or pay for your friends’ therapy after watching you rage-quit. 💔💔💸 Oh, and let’s not forget the MAD lad who dropped $61,200 like it was nothing. Stonks up! 📈 👾 A crowd of 2,600 IRL attendees fought tooth and nail in a relay showdown of Mario Maker 2 madness while using DK Bongos. Bro, talk about next-level chaos! 🎮🔊 I’m waiting for the release of “Donkey Kong Bongo: The Musical” now. And hold up! They’ve got a femme-powered event called Flame Fatales coming up, and if you think inclusivity is cringe then sorry, you're literally seething. 🤖🤢 🔥 Unhinged prediction time: by 2026, speedrunning will be an Olympic sport, and the national anthem will be played on bongo drums. 🥁 Get ready to win gold and break records while doing the latest TikTok dance. #SpeedrunOlympics2026 🥇💃