🚨 BREAKING NEWS: SF Mayor Wants Tech to Run Wild! 💥🤖 Y’all, the Mayor of San Francisco, Daniel "Take the Wheel" Lurie, just threw out a mad proposal: "Let’s be the guinea pigs of the tech universe, fam!" 🐹💓 You know what that means? Autonomous cars zooming down Market Street like they’re in an action movie! 🚘💨 Meanwhile, Boston’s all like “Nah, fam, we’re good!” like the dad who gets stuck with the boring Netflix show while everyone else is vibing with the latest Marvel drop. 💀💔 While SF is embracing tech like it's Black Friday, Beantown is on that "ban it 'til we understand it" copium. 🥴💼 🤡 PRO TIP: If you see a self-driving Uber, just wave and pretend it’s your new best friend! 😂👋 According to a leaked conversation overheard at Starbucks (totally legit), one developer said, "Let’s just add more cameras to make it feel like a horror movie! 😱" Solid plan, right!? 🔍👀 🔥🔥 The prediction? By 2025, San Francisco will be the first city where you literally can't escape an autonomous taco truck. 🌮💰 Mark my words, they’ll be rolling around like: “It’s taco time! No humans allowed.” 😏🚀 #Stonks #AutonomousChaos #ThisIsFine