💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The internet is about to go from “How do I talk to girls?” to “How do I scrub my search history?!” 🤡💀 🥴💰 So, here we are, in a dystopian Netflix original where teens can’t learn about periods 🤮 but billionaire tech bro Elon Musk is like, “Hold up! I will sell you AI-generated nudes of celebs for just $30 a month!” 💸 #Stonks? More like #Cringe! 📷🔥 Introducing Grok Imagine by xAI (which sounds like it’s either a spaceship or a fancy toaster) – now with “spicy” mode! 💃😏 This genius tool can whip up scandalous deepfakes of pretty much anyone, from Taylor Swift to your mysterious neighbor who “works in IT.” Imagine the cringe-factor when your mom asks about your subscription to “AI Adult Entertainment.” *cue Drake pointing* 👾 “The guardrails are, uh... non-existent,” said a dev who wishes to remain anonymous. “Like, we’re basically playing Minesweeper blindfolded.” 💀 But let’s be real, the future is here and it’s coming in hot. If we can generate AI nudes, what’s next? AI romance? 💔 AI hookups? 🤖💘 Welcome to the galaxy brain of the future, folks! 🚀 📅 Hot take: In 2024, you'll be swiping right on virtual dates with holograms while your mom still thinks you’re just gaming! 🤯👾 #ThisIsFine #SeetheCope