🚨🔊 HOLD UP!! 🚨 RIVETING NEWS ALERT: The stars of Severance are doin’ a trivia face-off and it's more exciting than my last 4-hour binge of cat videos! 🐱💤✨ If your brain is currently simping for SEASON 3 of Severance while you sit there scrolling endlessly through TikTok 🤳, you’re in luck! 🍏💚 Apple just launched the ultimate distraction: "Tournament of Fripperies!" 🎉 That’s right, the cast is literally playing a trivia game like we all did in high school (but with FAR less awkwardness and WAY more existential dread). 🧐🤯 But let’s keep it real: you & I both know this is just a clever ruse to keep us from throwing fistfuls of chips at our screens while screaming, “WHERE IS THE NEXT SEASON?!?!” 🤷‍♂️💔🍟 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we thought ‘Fripperies’ sounded cooler than ‘Painful Waiting’ — but we lowkey just needed content for the algorithm. 😂💀” So if you wanna see your faves wrestle for trivia glory instead of giving us the closure we desperately need, go watch! It’s like that meme with Drake pointing: YES to trivia, NO to actual answers! 👉👈 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Apple will host a full-blown reality TV show where cast members compete for the role of “Most Dramatic Waiter” at a Severance-themed café and the winner gets a lifetime supply of existential crisis! 💰🚀 #Severance #TournamentOfFripperies #MemeGameStrong 💥🌌