🚨🎉 **BREAKING: SEVERANCE SEASON 3 IS ON THE HORIZON!** 🚨🛸 Ready to return to the mind-bending corporate dystopia that has us all questioning our life choices? Buckle up, fam! 🍿💀 So, Severance left us SHOOKETH after Season 2, right? Like, **major** plot twists that had me screaming "What is this, *Inception* but for your 9-to-5?" 🤯💼 The finale was like a rollercoaster through the soul-crushing world of cubicles and HR emails. This is fine. 😂🔥 Here’s the tea ☕: - Mark and the gang are back for a wild ride in Season 3, and it’s rumored that things will get even more *not safe for your sanity*. "Yeah, we're just adding more plot holes," said a *totally real* developer named "Larry." 👀💬 - More *office drones* dropped into existential dread? Count me in! No cap, I need to see Mark decide between a normal life and whatever twisted reality corporate America is serving. Drake pointing at “people who think they can escape 9-to-5 hell” vs. “people who watch Severance”. 🤷‍♂️🤣 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: By the end of Season 3, we’re all living in a simulation controlled by Apple, running the risk of having our minds severed if we refuse to buy the new iPhone! 🚀💰 ARE YOU READY FOR THE CHAOS?! Share this with your fellow "illegally-severed" coworkers! 🤖💥