Seth Meyers GOES OFF on Trump’s WH press conf: “Bro, ur thoughts make no sense fr fr” 💀🔥 #NonsensicalPressCon 🚀
🚨🗣️ BREAKING NEWS: Seth Meyers DESTROYS Trump’s Latest Nonsensical Press Conference 🔥💣 **SPOILER ALERT: It’s a total trainwreck! 🚂💨** In a bizarre carnival of confusion, our pal Donald shared stats about crime in D.C. that had more holes than Swiss cheese 🧀💔. Like fr fr, even my grandma’s bingo game has better stats than this! 😂📊 Last night on *Late Night*, Meyers went full-on roast mode 🍖🔥, reminding us that while presidents have lied before, we’ve NEVER had one so easy to fact-check that it’s like shooting fish in a barrel 🐟🏹. “Who will you trust?” he asked, “The stat nerds at CNN or a dude who says we can magically make crime disappear like my motivation on Mondays?” 😵💫✨ Quick leak from the Trump's inner circle: “Hey, maybe if we just throw a ton of random words together, people will think it’s profound, right? *Blinks nervously*” 🤔💭 But wait, here’s the wild take: maybe the only way to fix crime in D.C. is to make it a reality TV show! 📺👑 The next season of *Survivor: Capitol Hill* could pull STONKS! 📈💰 So get ready, folks! Next press conference will be a live rap battle where Trump drops bars and stats like it’s the hottest mixtape of the year 🎤🔥. This is not a drill! 🚀💥