🚨😱 BREAKING: Service-as-Software Is Here and It's Like Building IKEA Furniture with NO Instructions! 🛠️🤯 So, listen up, fam! 🤓 The tech gods are dropping a knowledge bomb called "Service-as-Software" 💾✨—because just having software is SO 2020, amirite? 💀💸 This is where businesses finally join hands and make sweet, sweet automation love in a so-called "control plane." 🚀 Basically, they take all the random tech islands 🏝️ (think "This is fine" dog 🔥) and create a knowledge Giga-factory 🤖💥. Ex-Silicon Valley devs are shaking in their Crocs, thinking: "Ugh, but what if my automation minions turn against me?" 🤔 A leaker was like, "We tried to create a seamless workflow, but we just ended up with *too many tabs open*!" 😱💻 Drake was pointing to user onboarding like, "Nah, I can't with this chaos!" and the internet is just seething over it. Stonks are soaring, but only for the companies that can figure out this whole 'build-to-order' gig. 💰📈 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’re gonna see a rise of ‘Self-Aware Software’ that literally humans can’t keep up with. Imagine AI filing your taxes and laughing at your life choices! 😂💀🤖 Y’all better buckle up for this wild ride! Who's investing? 🤑💡