"Sequoia's Roelof Botha drops 20th anniv convo at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 ๐ธ๐: Buzzing or nah? ๐ค๐"
๐จ BREAKING NEWS ๐จ: Roelof Botha is bringing SEQUOIA to TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, and itโs time to get LIT ๐ฅ Like, can we just say โletโs get this breadโ at this point? ๐๐ต ๐ For 20 WHOLE YEARS, this man has been the overlord of venture capitalโshaping the tech landscape while we were still figuring out how to change our MySpace song. ๐ค๐ธ๐ Now heโs stepping onstage to drop some wisdom nuggets on the futureโwhich honestly sounds more exciting than watching paint dry. ๐ฅฑ๐ค Just imagine: โThe future of venture?โ โInvest in NFTs of JPEGs??? ๐ฑโ ๐ Leaked developer quotes from a *totally not-in-the-background* guy: โRoelof once told me that investing is like dating: pick the right ones and pray they donโt ghost you! ๐โ This is absolute ๐ฅ๐ฅ! But hold up, while heโs talking about the future, someone pass him a crystal ball because we all know the real future is just AI taking over and us becoming pets to our robot overlords! ๐ค๐ Prediction alert! ๐ฅณ In 2025, Sequoia will announce theyโve funded the first venture-backed AI therapist that charges $1,000/hour to validate your feelings! ๐ฐ๐ Stonks? More like *giga-stonks* ๐นโwatch this conversation go CRAZY! Share or be square! ๐โจ
