🔥💸🚨BREAKING NEWS: SEQUOIA'S DRAMA QUEEN GOES DOWN!🚨💸🔥 In a plot twist straight outta a telenovela, Roelof Botha has apparently been given the ol' boot from his throne at Sequoia Capital! 😱👑 The board threw a coup because Roelof’s "imperial style" was less "Steve Jobs" and more "Petty King in a Fantasy RPG." 🎮🏰 Sources say it’s his AI investment strategy that had the internal fam seething like a boiling pot of spaghetti. 🍝💢 I mean, who thought rolling dice on which AI to fund was a good idea? 😂💀 Remember, folks, just because you can create a sentient toaster doesn’t mean you should! 🤖🍞 One Sequoia partner reportedly said, “We’re here for the stonks, not another Howard the Duck sequel!”📉💔 This is fine, guys… except it’s NOT fine, because the tech world is feeling the cringe right now, no cap! 🤡✨ Prediction? Next, he’ll start an avant-garde “vintage” AI startup that only funds projects based on vibes. And yes, it’ll be called "AI-ME"—prepare for the chaos! 🚀🔥💰 #VentureCapitalVibes #ByeByeRoelof #MemeLordReturns