🚨💸 *BREAKING NEWS*: SEON just scampered away with an $80M snack from Sixth Street Growth like a raccoon stealing your last slice of pizza! 🍕🤖 That’s right, folks! SEON, the techy superheroes fighting fraud with their shiny AI tools, just flexed their muscles and made their total funding hit the outrageous $187 million mark. 🤓💰 Like, yeah, who needs a personal trainer when you’ve got investors doing all the heavy lifting? 💪🥳 But let’s be real for a hot sec, everyone’s out here trying to catch criminals like it’s a game of Among Us, and SEON just dropped the ultimate captain card with their funding! 😏💳 *leaked developer quote*: “We basically just told fraudsters to *cope* with this new cash injection. 💀💥” Meanwhile, banks are shaking in their boots and reading their compliance manuals like it's bedtime stories. 📖😱 "This is fine" - said every shady character in 2023 business. And here's the wildest take: in five years, SEON will be running the ultimate *Fortnite* debriefs for banks, ensuring that shifty characters can’t even afford a Battle Pass! *Drake pointing* at the *STONKS* 📈🔥 Get ready, we’re in for a wild ride on the digital fraud battlefield, fam! 🚀✨