🚨🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: SEO is SO yesterday, fam! 🎤💥** 🚨🚨 Hold the phone, folks! 📱👀 John Herrman from New York Magazine just dropped a truth bomb on us: SEO is getting tossed out like last week's leftovers, and in comes *Generative Engine Optimization* (GEO) like a skinny latte at a tech conference! ☕️💻 This ain’t your grandma’s SEO, and let’s be real—if your “keywords” are still rocking that 2015 vibe, you’re basically living in a meme graveyard—RIP! 💀💔 GEO is all about wooing AI chatbots like they're the hottest date at the bar! 🤖❤️ It's like swiping right on tech trends—no cap, fr fr. Sick of boring keyword stuffing? Same! Now we’re out here trying to "trick" chatbots into thinking we’re cool. 🤡 So basically, companies are out here saying: “SEO, who? This is fine. 🔥” And you know what? I can already hear the imaginary devs in the Slack channel: "Why optimize for Google when you can date an AI instead? 😎💍" **Prediction Alert 🚀:** In 2024, SEO will be a nostalgic TikTok trend and GEO will be in every influencer's bio. “Did you even GEO, bro?” Get ready for stonks to plummet like your dreams on a Monday morning! 💰📉 Share this if you’re ready to laugh your tech troubles away! 🤩😂