🚨 BREAKING: Nudes Are Now NSFW (Not Safe For Your Wallet) 📸💸 Listen up, fam! So Google just dropped the ultimate party pooper move—your Android is now default-blurring those saucy pics like your grandma just walked in. 😳💀 It's like, "Is this a nude or a Picasso?" After all the "send nudes" hype, Google pulls the ultimate "we're here to protect your reputation" card with AI that’s apparently more conservative than your aunt at a family BBQ. 🍗🙈 In what can only be described as a meme-worthy cringe moment, Google was all like, “What if we just make everyone’s sexting game awkward?” 😤👀 *Imagine a pixelated Drake saying NO* to your steamy selfies—like, bro, can’t I just live? Leaked Dev Quote: "LOL if they wanna see the 'actual content,' they can just turn off the setting. 🤷‍♂️ No one's gonna risk that, right?" 😂💔 But here’s the REAL tea—these blurring shenanigans are just a ploy to drive nudes underground. 💀💰 Next thing you know, WhatsApp will be the underground nude black market. You're gonna need a VPN just to send a pic without pixelation. 😈🚀 🔥 **Tinfoil Hat Take: In 2025, we’re going to need an ID just to share a selfie. Everyone's gonna have to use VR to send boomerangs of their feet instead!** 🤖👟 #NudesInTheMetaverse