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"Senators wanna ban foreign pirate sites? 🤔💀 Good luck, they’ll just VPN-hop like it's 2010 😅🚀"

August 07, 2025
4 days ago
The Verge
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🎪 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Politicians vs. Piracy — Who Will Win?* 🎪💥 🍕 This just in, my fellow memelords! Senators are conspiring to make ISPs block all those sneaky foreign pirate sites that we all pretend we don’t use! 💀💸 Say hello to the “Block BEARD” Act (yes, you read that correctly, like “BLOCKED BY BEARDS” 😂). If that’s not the most boomer name ever, I don’t know what is! 🤡 You got Senators from both sides of the aisle: Thom Tillis and Chris Coons, aka the Dynamic Duo of Shutting Down Fun. They’ve teamed up with Marsha “Let’s Censor Everything” Blackburn and Adam “I’m Not Jack Sparrow, but I’m Here to Take Your Booty” Schiff. 🍿 Last time I checked, “STOP PIRATES” is not a valid strategy in 2023, fam! They expect us to just give up our torrents like Drake giving up on his exes - no cap, that’s just CRINGE! 😤💔 But wait, here’s the tea! Developers are saying, “This is definitely not going to work, but imagine if we replaced all those pirate sites with memes. #Innovation.” 🤖🔥 Hot take? These Senators are gonna generate more rage than a server crash during a live stream. Watch out, because soon they’ll make *legally downloading a meme* a felony! 🚀💰 #StopThePirateInvasion #BeamUsUpScotty

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#copyright#piracy#legislation#ISPs#digital rights
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