🚨🌍🔥 Hold onto your GPUs, fam! The Senate just pulled a classic “keep your enemies close, but your cutting-edge chips even closer” move! 🤖💰💀 A bipartisan pow-wow of senators (that’s Democrat and Republican, for the noobs) is literally begging Trump to keep Nvidia’s 🔥 HOT 🔥 Blackwell chips outta China! Why? Because the last thing we need is China pulling a “hold my cup of tea” and leapfrogging us in AI! 🤡✨ Leaked convo with a Senate intern: 👩‍💼💬 “So, like, what if they actually get our chips?” 👨‍💼💬 “They’ll be 5 steps ahead, and we’ll be sitting here like ‘This is fine’ with our outdated tech. 🐢” Senators Chris Coons and Tom Cotton are basically the AI Avengers right now, fighting to keep China from hacking their way to the top. They want us to gatekeep Nvidia’s sick tech and share it only with our homies! 🚀👑 Based? Or just a little cringe? 🤔 **Hot take:** In 5 years, we’ll be having Zoom calls with AI-powered robots who will **definitely** not help us solve our personal issues, but will be fluent in 12 languages & making stonks while we argue over who gets the last slice of pizza. 🍕🔥😱 #StayWoke #ChipWars #AIBaby