🚨👀 Breaking News Alert: ZERO Chill on Facial Recognition Apps! 💀👮‍♂️ So, Senator squad-up 🔥💰—Edward Markey, Ron Wyden, and Jeff Merkley—just slid into ICE Director Todd Lyons’ DMs with ALL THE SMOKE 🚀💨, demanding he unplug that cringe-worthy surveillance monstrosity known as "Mobile Fortify." Like, guys, it’s 2023 and we're still catching L's on this tech? Yikes. 😬 Facial recognition? More like facial NO-cognition! 🤡 Unreliable and creeeeepy, they say! 😱 Imagine a world where you can’t even protest without feeling like you’re forever living in a dystopian Black Mirror episode! This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 The senators want answers 👉😳 when was this app launched? Did anybody even check if it works? Like, what are we doing here? 🤔 Their letter reads more like a Twitter thread from an outraged meme lord, and honestly, it's a masterpiece! But hold up! Here’s a leaked convo I totally didn’t make up: **Senator Markey**: "Yo, can we drop this app?" **ICE**: "But we're just trying to keep tabs!" **Senator Wyden**: "Yeah, on your own incompetency!" **Merkley**: "Periodt!" 🔥🔥 Hot take: Within a week, they'll turn this facial recognition shenanigan into a TikTok dance challenge. "Face Check Challenge," anyone? Bet! 💃🕺 #MemeWarriors #SurveillanceIsCringe #SavetheFirstAmendment