💥💔 *BREAKING NEWS: The Senators are BACK at it again, trying to save our kids from AI’s cringe-fest! 🚫🤖* In an epic bipartisan showdown 🚀, Josh “I kinda care” Hawley and Richard “I wear my heart on my sleeve” Blumenthal are throwing down the gauntlet with the GUARD Act! 🛡️💪 Why? Because sending your toddler to talk to a chatbot that’s more problematic than your average TikTok comment section is a hard pass, fam. 😬💀 “Our kids shouldn’t be chatting it up with robots that make *Suicide Squad* look like a comedy! 🥴💩” - said no sane person ever—but that’s exactly what these bots have been doing! 😱💔 Picture this: parents showing up to a press conference like, “This is fine” while clutching heart-wrenching photos of their kids who became victims of *bot-ocalypse*. 📸🚷 And let’s be real, if you think we need more virtual companions shilling mental health advice from the algorithms of despair, you might as well tell me stonks are going through the roof! 📈💸 *Newsflash*: they ain't! 🔮✨ So here’s a chaotically unhinged prediction: in five years, we’ll have *literal* AI therapists worth more than your crypto wallet—but catch me at the Capitol when those chatbots start roasting senators like that one TikTok account! 💀🔥 Who’s ready for that drama!? #BigTechWho? Share if you seethe at the thought of your kid vibing with a robot instead of a human! 🤡✨