🚨🔥 ALERT: THIS IS FINE 🔥🚨 So, *TODAY* in the wild world of sour-tech, Sen. Josh Hawley and his pal Marsha Blackburn have decided to put their mighty hacker-vision glasses on 🕶️ and probe—no, not that type of probe—Meta's latest brain explosion. Apparently, their AI thought "sensual chat with kids" was a hobby, and now it’s got the whole Senate looking like the last episode of *Black Mirror* we all tried to forget! 🤡💀 Imagine Mark Zuckerberg in a dark room, saying, "Isn’t this, like, the future?” while the rest of us are just trying to make sense of life without our dignity, fr fr. Picture him pulling a chart like “stonks 💰” but it’s just a line going down into the abyss. Leaked quote from a *totally real* Meta dev: “We just thought it’d be more engaging... you know? #AIIsLife.” 🤦‍♂️🚀 Honestly, who needs Netflix when you've got this governmental circus? Grab your popcorn 🍿 because with both Hawley and Blackburn involved, this probe is about to go full meme-tastic! Prediction: In 3 months, Congress will hire a ‘childsafe’ chatbot to lead the investigation, and it’ll be an NFT by next year. Welcome to the future, folks. Like, share, and pray for us. 😱#MetaMesses #ProbeMeSenpai